The four individuals who will run the country until the transition is complete—Rep. Mikie Sherrill, Dan Crenshaw, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Let’s be pragmatic about the 1%—an exclusive club of powerful elites lurking in the shadows, wielding deep pockets to pull the strings of politicians through lobbying or manipulate the media to sway public opinion. Instead of ignoring their influence, why not strike a transparent deal between the American people and these power brokers, cutting out the middlemen—the current crop of absurd politicians? This approach can be both feasible and secure, engineering the Periodic Table of Settlements to make sure that checks and balances are in place to prevent big corporations from harming public health. After all, a healthy workforce is the goose that lays the golden egg; without them, who will foot the bill for the poor and fill the tax on behalf of the rich?

Scholars and Academics: Their importance and contributions speak for themselves.

The largest club, akin to Times Square, where all social media big mouths gather—figures like the one-man show Joe Rogan, alongside team-up shows like The Daily Wire vs. The Young Turks … and list goes on.

A group where corporate media unions lend their support to this new beacon of hope to save America once and for all.

The gathering place for today’s political trash. Including them in the mix is like offering a bribe to ensure they don’t ruin this new regime—a regime that aims to bring America into the future while ensuring sustainable global privilege.

Intelligence varies from person to person, but humor has the unique power to make people rethink the policies affecting their lives before they cast their weekly votes, which will eventually shape the laws. Believe it or not, AI predicts that comedians will someday hold voting power nearly equivalent to today’s upper house of Congress.

Writing laws isn’t as straightforward as the English we use every day. So, who will draft the language for the new constitution? The answer is simple—the Congressional Workers Union. They’re the ones who do all the hard work while Congress takes vacations during critical times, leaving overworked staff to write thousands of pages that many representatives never even bother to read.

America has endless enemies, some of whom are highly technologically advanced and will attempt to meddle in this new transition by manipulating the public and the votes. This is where a large group of cybersecurity experts will voluntarily collaborate with federal agencies like the NSA to secure this historic transition.

This club focuses on defending America’s short- and long-term national security strategies. Geopolitical situations may arise where public opinion leans toward a side that could harm national security, creating a damage more than the problem itself. At such times, trusted advisors and publicly recognized experts from the CIA, FBI, and other federal agencies will step in to inform the public.

Similar to the Feather Club, but dedicated to drafting international laws and geopolitical-sensitive regulations.

The Footage Club is responsible for collecting votes for the Firewall Club and recording Americans during the national lineup at local precincts. This allows the AI and quantum computer to identify and reward those participating in the initiative, ensuring the new regime offers a peaceful alternative to protests and violent revolutions.